January 2010
38 posts
Happiness is brushing your teeth in the shower
I have the cutest friends
‘You know I have these really small apples, so when I’m hungry I go down 3 levels to eat one apple and by the time I come up the calories are burnt’
What The Funnelcakes
(via monstrueux)
yeaaa catch phrase. fudge is a good replacement for funnelcakes
Five emotions you never knew you had →
victoriaisamess:
Some emotional states only have names in particular languages. Here are some examples:
Fiero (Italian): contented pride in achieving something just for oneself.
Amae (Japanese): the sweet feeling of being dependent on someone else.
Naches (Yiddish): the glow of proud pleasure that only a child can give to its parents.
Schadenfreude (German): the feeling you experience when...
“Princess Ann: I have to leave you now. I’m going to that corner there and...”
– Roman Holiday
Thus concludes my first week in j2
I just spent an hour there abouts sitting on my porch with my dog waiting for a solar eclipse. While waiting I sewed a moustache. Domesticated, yes.
One of the saddest poems I've ever read
The Walrus and the Carpenter by Lewis Carroll
The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.
The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
...
What love should be like
Valentine by Carol Ann Duffy
Not a red rose or a satin heart.
I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.
It promises light
like the careful undressing of love.
Here.
It will blind you with tears
like a lover.
It will make your reflection
a wobbling photo of grief.
I am trying to be truthful.
Not a cute card or a kissogram.
I give you an onion.
Its fierce kiss will stay on...
Advice
Do not be too liberal while using Strawberry Shortcake shampoo. You will smell like fruit perserves attacked you
mushroomboy:
Lynn made me do this.
I need practise.
yes you do young grasshopper
05 Jan: Studystudystudy
monstrueux:
bakgwa:
monstrueux:
I’ve been going to random coffee/food joints around Marina Square to study/desperately try to finish my homework before school starts. I’m significantly more productive when I am away from you, internet. Well yesterday was Subway and today was Starbucks. I prefer Starbucks infinitely. Partly because no fat goth kids sat at the table next to mine at Starbucks....
05 Jan: Studystudystudy
monstrueux:
I’ve been going to random coffee/food joints around Marina Square to study/desperately try to finish my homework before school starts. I’m significantly more productive when I am away from you, internet. Well yesterday was Subway and today was Starbucks. I prefer Starbucks infinitely. Partly because no fat goth kids sat at the table next to mine at Starbucks. I was freezing today...
